I call my dog ‘Ridiculous’
which is of course a tad unfair
but as the boss
I uphold my right to interfere
in everything we come across
especially when I shout ‘come here’
and the blasted dog doesn’t give a toss
then someone remarks she has lovely hair
expecting me to agree and doff,
which I rarely do when the weather is fair
though I do if it’s raining cats and dogs
or to fend off an angry Terrier
but just to underline the point. She is ridiculous.
I am the Boss no matter what gets into her.
Bloody dog looks incredulous.